Uh Oh! Busted!

I finks I may has gottens in trouble. Mommy and Daddy left me out of my kennel ALLLL DAY! I had so much fun runnen and playen but mommy and daddy were not happy wiff me when they came home. I don't know why though, all I did was play.... and possibly get hungrz and eat some stuff... BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I didnts have enough foods and the other boxer told me to do it (Mom and Dad still don't believe me though).

LOOK AT DAT FACE! How could such a innocent boxer face do something like this? But do Mommy and Daddy believe me? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I evens tried to use Mommies magik treat card to fix things...... but I thinks I made it worst...

And then when nuttin else couldn't go wrong I SAW A MOUSEZ!! AND IT RAN INTO THE COUCH! So I dugs and dugs trying to get it cuz I knows Mommy and Daddy hates the micez, but it got away!

So now Im in troubles, and daddy was even threatnin to not let me post!! HOW COULD HE EVEN THINKS THAT!! But in the end my BEUTIFUL face won him overs. So rememberz everyone, don't eatz the humanz stuffs.



Paws, Stig.

Serious Sundays

So, dis week we gots to talk about someting dat is very, very importants.



BUGS!!



Dese bugs fink that they cans just climbs around outside, on MY patio, and dey don't even comes and sees me. Dats probably because I eat them I am too big and scary.

Mebbe its acuz I growlz at dem and smoosh dem wif my big boxer head.

Eider way, They're out there! And they're touchin' ur stuff wifout yew sayin' dat it's okay too! So we gots to watch out for dem reaaaaal good.

I promise I'm not sleepin' on the job guyz

I's gots my window covered guys, I'll be sure to tell dose bugs dat I'm not the only one watchin' out about dem!



Anyway, dats de end of dis serious Sunday, I's gonna go watch out da window and mebbe haves a nap.



Paws, Stig.

Sorry!

Sorry internets! My momma and my daddy have been super busy, and extra lazy and haven't letst me post any new blogz!





Dey keep tellin' me dat der plannin a "weddering"... I don't knows what that is. I get to stay in a BEEOOOTIFUL place filled with other dogs, and I get to sleepover for a WHOLE WEEK!





Dey say dat things r slowing down now, and dat I can haz my blog again. I have lots of aventures to tell you ALL ABOUT! I's been a busy boy, and haven't even gotted into too many troubles!

Here is some pictures of me bein' cute to help makes you feel better. :)

Relaxin' in the BEOOTIFUL sunshine, on my comfy chair.

Tryin' to escapes the heat and layin' on da floor.

Tryin' to convince mama that I are handsome enoughs to comes to the wedderin! (Mama saids I is, but dat da peeeeple at da park would gets angry, I don't likes angrry peeples.)



Lovers, Le Stig. (I speeks french now.)



Pee Ess, My daddy wants to help me wif my blog, and my Mama saids it was okay! So we's gonna be postin' LOTSA stuff!

Thinking

That my dragon is a pretty good hider, but I'm a better finder.
Maybe I should teach dad how to find things.

Thinking

I like the taste of my boogers on the glass window.
Anyone else?

Easter Bunny is Serious Business

So, my mama was sick on Sunday and didn't go see grandma and grandpa with dad, which is okie dokie cuz I wanted her to get better. And I had to go see my Uncle Dax and bug him. (No pictures sorry - dad always forgets da camera) and while we was there
dad and his brudder and his brudders girlfriend all went looking for "EaSTerrrr eggzz" that the EaSTerrr Rabbit brought to der house.

Uncle Dax told me that it happens every year, and that it's just Kirk's momma puttin' out candy for her pupz, but I think he is wrong. All the humanz seemed pret-ty convinced that there is a bunny hoppin' around leaving presents.
When I got home, I had treats in a little plastic egg. And Momma had something for me from this rabbit too! A new stuffed animal
and an actual egg that was coloured up really pretty and cooked up so that it wasn't all liquidy on the insidez. I tore the head right off that animal because I don't like strangers in my house around my momma! Especially when she's sick.

So I'm warnin' yew guyz. There's a bunny hoppin' around, goin' near peoples' mamma's and leavin' treats around the ground!

I'm gonna watch for him and when I seez him next. I'm gunna have words.
(The cooked egg was pretty yummy though.)

Seriously,
Stig

Tuff Times Fer Stiggy

This last week my mama has been really sick with a F-LU. It seems like it's pretty mean, so she hasn't been walking me much. I've been pretty bor-ed in the house but I hasn't destroyed anyfing and mama sayz she's rul proud of me.
I hasnt hadz the time tho' I'z been busy snugglin her and tellin' that nasty F-LU to goez away.

Daddy was walkin' me but then he wentz bowlin' wif his frienz on Wenzday and hurtz his back! What'm I gonna do wif dese humanz of mine! My silly daddy can't move, mama is sick in BED, I keeps tellin' her to go to the VET but she ain't listenin' to me.

She hasn't even watered her plants! I broughted her one to show her how ded it was but she just told me to drop it and go lie down. :(

Anywayz whenever they is up they lets me play wif my friends Mitchel and Beau, but it's not quites the same as some mama/puppy walkin' time... or even da same as daddy/Stiggy walkin' time.

Here's some pictures of me playin' when dey waz betterz. Sorry bout how little I am in dem. I was just a wittle ankle-biter... but a cyoot one at that.







I'm off to go take care of my humanz, Talk to you soon internetz.
-Stig