Out and About

Mama and I made potatoes last week!
Mama cut them up, and I helped by watchin' her to makes sure she didn't chop herself.



I like to help my Mama clean the floors off when she drops the foods she is choppin' it helps keep my growin' puppy belly full.
I'm sure that Mama 'preciates me cleaning the floors wif all my drools.

I gots ta put my paws on everything, it's only cuz I likes to help tho!


Mama sayd that it might be nice to do stuff on the floor wifout me helpin', But I sayz then she shouldn'ta got such a helpful dog.
Dad doesn't sit on the floor and let me help him with anyfing! Mama says he's smart, but I sayz he's mean.
I likes to help. 'Specially in the garden, but mama yells at me when I stick my nose in the carrots or lettuce and the strawberries.
STRAWBERRIES IS FOR EATIN' mom.
Silly human doesn't think that I needs to check to sees if dere done, my paws are special, I dig with them and if they done, I gets carrots? See, special.

Anyhoo, I'll post more soon- we've been busy.

-Stig

The Best Thing About Being a Boxer...

Peoples' have been askin' me why my momma wanted me! Of course it's a'cuz I'm so cute. But Mamma says they mean
to ask why she chosed a boxer. She says it's cuz they've never hadz anything like one afore (Dere silly) and so I thought
that I'd show them the number one thing abouts me! (I can't decide though, so we'll have to go through dem all.)

It's not my giant floppy ears...
or how playful I am...



It's not my massive boxer tongue... (all the better to kiss you with mama)
Or how proud mama says I look...




It's not how much I love other dogs'...
Or how much I nap...


It's not how much I love to snuggle with my mamma and my dad...
It's not how alert I am when people walks by my door...



It's how versatile I am! (At least that's the word mama uses) She says that it means that I can do anything! I can be ferocious, or extra snuggly, but I'm really good at keepin' all my family safe.


But best of all, it's how much my family loves me. That's the best thing.
-Stig

OUCH!

Me and my mama got into a car accident today on the way home from the dog park.
Some meany-pants rear ended us... that means he sniffed our cars' butt with his cars' nose. What a silly face.
Mama is okay, but she says that I has a con-cuzion.
I don't know wut that means, but she's been giving me lots of treats.
Makes up for her not lettin' me have naps!

I was gonna post some pictures of me helpin' my momma garden, but I'm too tired after
everything that happened today... I EVEN HAD TO GO TO THE VET.
-yawn- I hope mama lets me sleeps soon... how longs is 24 hours?

-Stig