Hullo furiends.
Today, I has some sad news.
My mama is throwin' out my dragon toy! I have had it since I was a leetle baby puppy. It was my first toy and my mama brought it when she came to get me from the airport on my gotcha day!
It was da first toy that I played with when I got back to da house to lives with momma and dad. I was so adorable when I played with it. (My mama says so!)
But now, today, she is throwing it out! I have had it for more dan a year!
Dis is what it looked like when I got it on it's gotcha day!
You ready to see what it looks like now? I swear I has taken GREAT Care of it! I have not thrown it in the air, or ripped out it's squeaker or torn it's wings off or anything.
See? Looks pretty good still, no?
Oh? You can see dat "gaping black hole"? I dunno what you're talkin' about.
Oh, okay mom, now I sees what you're talkin' about. But maybe if you'd have held it nicer It would look better.
Bye Bye Baby Dragon toy!
(Don't worry though guyz, mama bought me a new dragon, it's just being MAILED to me.) I'll have a big reveal then, I promise.
Seriously,
Stig.