Bark-mas day

I hope all my furiends had a great Howl-I-day!
I sure did. I got a GREAT stocking wif a new chewer, and a bully stick and TWO new bags of treats. YUM.

I wiggled for those of course.

Anyway, hope all your holidays were as good as ours, here are some fun pictures from yesterday. :)

Happy Howlidays!

Mama isn't sure whether or not peeple gots da cards and e-cards dat I sent out, 

so here is our e-card fur everybuddy to see!

Happy Howlidays!

Seriously, 

Stig

Oh My Dog I think SHE's done it!

My mama finally found a toy that I can't kill!
Is Called a Bionic Stuffer. It are a BEE-OO-tiful Orange!

It cans be stuffed wif treats and mama told me if I do breaks a piece off, it can't hurts me! Dere is Nuffin' bad in da toy at all!

Doesn't it suit me?

Slobber Face

So mama sayz dat I am pretty gross sometimes because I get drool bubbles.

I don't fink dey are gross! I think they are wonderful!

What do you guys think?

Wordless Wednesday

Runnin' Free

Mama took me to the dog park and I gots to zoooooom around!

Too bad there weren't any puppies to play wif me. :(

After da park we came home and mama says I slept for 2 hours! Zzzzzzz

Dragon Saga Pt. 3 The Grand Finale!

Hey dere bloggy friends!
Let's finish this!

So, I has my dragon and I am practicing slaying wif him, and we is having lots of fun.

BUT THEN MY MAMA TOOK HIM AWAY FROM ME!
She says its cuz he's all broken and was supposed to be stronger.
She says I are eating to much of the fluff.
Silly mama doesn't want me choking on it or not being able to poops!

Anyway, dis story has a happy ending, she are gonna buy me a new stronger toy and her is going to let me slay my dragon sometimes when her or dad are playing with it too!

Something about me laying on the floor and nomming him didn't agree with the silly lady!

HO HO HO

Hello Guyz! I is taking a break from da dragon saga for today because mama took it away from me!
BAH HUMBUG.

Anyway, Mama thinks there are too many people to P-mail about dis, but we didn't get on any lists for chrismtas cards (Except for Kiss-a-bul, she thinks.)
So, if anyone would like to get a christmas card from us, send my mama a P-mail with all your infos, and she will send you a card!

Seriously excited, Stig

The Dragon Saga PT. 2

Okay Guyz, So when we left off I had just gotted my dragon, and peace was restored to da Kingdom!

(Yaaaay, Baaark bark bark, Yaaaaay!)

BUT, There was evil in da works. 

The very first time that the brave and handsome and super humble prince was

 practicing slayin' with his new dragon

A LEG RIPPED OFF. 

Mama The Queen told the prince dat it was a SEAM that had BURST because da Dragon was too stuffed!

No Such thing I said, BUT, since the Queen was doin' surgery her got to choose, and so she destuffed my friend just a little bit...

Yes, that's how much Stuffing she pulled out of that dragon, and he is still stuffed a lot!

(she wouldn't let me eat any of the fluff either. :( )

Anyhow, after she pulled all of the ferocious dragon's guts out she sewed his leg back on...

The Noble Prince watching on in anticipation as his beloved dragon undergoes surgery, without any medicine either! (GASP!)

The Dragon, healed greets the Prince with as much affection as a dragon can, the prince happily looking towards his mama. 

 

He says "Thank you Mama, I will be more gentle with my dragon now."

And he means it, even taking his dragon to bed with him! How sweet...

 

It does not last for long. DUN DUN DUN

Stay Tuned for the Finale of this saga!

The Dragon Saga. PT 1.

Once upon a time, dere was a super handsome, but very lonely puppy. 

He had a mama, and a papa who spent lots of time with him, and he was never alone for very long...

But he was still lonely because the brave (dis puppy is very brave too. I almost forgots) puppy

did not have a dragon toy (which is crucial to all puppies happiness) because

  DA EVIL QUEEN his mama threw it out!

(Oh yeah, I am the handsome brave puppy, who was very lonely.)

BUT THEN, one Day, A Peculiar piece of paper came in da mail!

Mama said that I couldn't chew it! Because we were going to has to use it to go pick up a magical item!

Oooooooooooooohh, A QUEST. 

Anyway, mama had to work. So Dad took me to go get it! It came in a BIG BOX. 

Dad didn't take any pictures of me opening it, but I'm pretty sure that I was super helpful.

I may have licked his face the whole time, and made it difficult to see. 

But I was excited okay? 

Anyway, LOOK WHAT WAS IN DA BOX!

Mama Got me a New Dragon! (She says sorry that the picture is corrupted)

I thought it was a pretty good quest reward. 

So I was content to chew it, and Mom and Dad thought it would last me forever...

BUT THAT'S FOR PART TWO.

DUN DUN DUN

Stay Tuned Folks!

BARK BARK BARK

-Stig

Pizza Puffs

Hey internets! Guess what! 

My momma shared a pizza puff with me today, and it was SO GOOD.

She said she shared because I was so helpful with them, and I am such a good dog all the time, and I never ever rub myself all over the clean laundry/sheets/carpet/floor to make it smell like me. 

She was even smart enough to document me helping! After they were made. Trust me, I was RIGHT THERE the whole time to make sure she didn't drop anything onto the floor. Just into my mouth. Because the floor does not like pepperoni... it told me.

Here is me waiting for da puffs to be all baked up. I am only drooling a little big.

Mama put them on the counter, I am making sure none of them try to escape. If they did, I would catch them with my mouth.

Oh, there are the puffs, I am still waiting for them. Hurry up mom.

Oh, dat smells SO GOOD mama, put it in my mouth please!

What do you MEAN I has to WAIT for it mom! 

Fine, I will just ignore it. I can has patience.

But I don't has to like it. 

Alright guyz, here goes! 

*CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH*

THAT WAS SO GOOD MAMA. THANK YOU.

Can I have another one, pretty please!?

More Scarves!?

Hello Barkpals,
My mama is going knitting crazy! She has made SIX scarves, and I'm not
allowed to eat any of them! Da NERVE of her.
SHE EVEN PUT ONE ON ME.

I am pretty handsome in it though. If only I were handsome enuff for a girlfriend. :(

Anyway,
today mama took me for a super dee-dooper long walk with her friend.
I got to walk off-leash and everything! It was great, we were in a provincial park deep in the woods, so I got to run and jump and play!
I did almost give mama a heart attack though when she discovered that I am a goat boxer dog!
I was just walkin' on da high path, and her and her friend were on da low path, I couldn't see dem behind me anymore, so when I looked down, and I saw dem, I just ran down da little cliff!
Mama says that she thought her heart stop because I was 25 feet up? But I'm okay!
She wouldn't let me do it anymore though. :(

After that she took me to grandma and grandpa's house, and grandma had made her a cake for her barkday! She turns 154 (in dog years) tomorrow, and she gotted a special Doctor Who cake!

Her knows how much I love Doctor Who so she let me have an itty bitty piece of it!

Her is such a nice mama. 

Happy Barkday Mama! I luff yew. 

Big Licks and Wiggles internet, 

Stig

Bark-larious!

Hey guyz, I haven't been up to too much this past little while, just chillin' with my mama. Making sure she gets her exercise by taking her on lots of walks, and of course, LOTS of snuggling in bed. 

Dad has been leaving for work at 4:30 in the morning so I gets to have HALF OF DA BED! 

It's my favourite thing. AND, Mama doesn't ever work until 2 in da afternoon, and dad is home by then, so someone is ALWAYS HOME WITH ME. I get lots of snuggles and attention cuz dad misses mom, and mom misses dad, and we go on family walks when dey are both home!

Hoooo man, dis last month has been da best! I don't have very many picshurs because we hasn't been doing much.  So Here is a cute video dat mama said reminds her of me. I think the boxer in it is pretty cute, so I'm not mad. 

Seriously, Stig

No No No

My mama is goin' CRAZY lately! First she tried to gets rid of my dragon (Dad told her to let me keeps it till I get a new one.) And NOW she went and re-organized da house! 

She left my Kennel alone thank GOODNESS, cuz where else would I hides from da vacuum cleaner? 

Anyway, she got rid of my CHAIR. She has called it da ugly chair since day one, but ever since den I've sitted on it, and I claimed it as my very own. 

When I is hurt or I is sick, 

It are there for me. 

BUT NOW IT'S GONE. 

This is not nearly as comfortable. 

Seriously grumpy, 

Stig.

Dragooooooooooooooon

Hullo furiends. 

Today, I has some sad news. 

My mama is throwin' out my dragon toy! I have had it since I was a leetle baby puppy. It was my first toy and my mama brought it when she came to get me from the airport on my gotcha day!

It was da first toy that I played with when I got back to da house to lives with momma and dad. I was so adorable when I played with it. (My mama says so!)

But now, today, she is throwing it out! I have had it for more dan a year! 

Dis is what it looked like when I got it on it's gotcha day!

You ready to see what it looks like now? I swear I has taken GREAT Care of it! I have not thrown it in the air, or ripped out it's squeaker or torn it's wings off or anything. 

See? Looks pretty good still, no?

Oh? You can see dat "gaping black hole"? I dunno what you're talkin' about.

Oh, okay mom, now I sees what you're talkin' about. But maybe if you'd have held it nicer It would look better.

Bye Bye Baby Dragon toy!

(Don't worry though guyz, mama bought me a new dragon, it's just being MAILED to me.) I'll have a big reveal then, I promise.

Seriously, 

Stig.

Stig Shaming

Hi furiends, momma took this picture of me after I decided to try and get comfortable when momma was out of the room.

She says dat lots of people on da internet are doing picshurs like dis, and that she are has forgiven me already. (Mostly because I just snuggled da scarves, none of dem are wrecked.)

You may has to make it bigger to see da words.

As you can see, I are definitely ashamed.

Mama gave me a treat after, so I still loves her.

Loves,
Shamed Stig.

What have you guys done dat your parents think you need a dog shaming for? Send or link me your bests!

Fall Craft Time!

It's almost halloween furiends!

I gets pretty excited because it means I get to help decorate for da holidays. 

Mom and Dad went to the pumpkin Patch and got some pumpkins for themselves to carve (It's dad's favourite thing to do for holidays) but they forgot to gets me some!

At least, that's what I thought. 

Mama got some of those tiny little pumpkins (Dey are next to da dirty pumpkin in da picture)

and she was going to use them for on the table as a centrepiece. 

She forgot to tell me that tho' so when they were on the buffet in the dining room (and mom was in the shower) I thought to myself, "Hey, mom got me a pumpkin too! I betters starts carvin so I can surprise her when she are done gettin' clean!

So what do you guys think of my scaaaarrrry pumpkin?

Happy Halloween everyone, 

Stig