Hey internets! Guess what!
My momma shared a pizza puff with me today, and it was SO GOOD.
She said she shared because I was so helpful with them, and I am such a good dog all the time, and I never ever rub myself all over the clean laundry/sheets/carpet/floor to make it smell like me.
She was even smart enough to document me helping! After they were made. Trust me, I was RIGHT THERE the whole time to make sure she didn't drop anything onto the floor. Just into my mouth. Because the floor does not like pepperoni... it told me.
Here is me waiting for da puffs to be all baked up. I am only drooling a little big.
Mama put them on the counter, I am making sure none of them try to escape. If they did, I would catch them with my mouth.
Oh, there are the puffs, I am still waiting for them. Hurry up mom.
Oh, dat smells SO GOOD mama, put it in my mouth please!
What do you MEAN I has to WAIT for it mom!
Fine, I will just ignore it. I can has patience.
But I don't has to like it.
Alright guyz, here goes!
*CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH*
THAT WAS SO GOOD MAMA. THANK YOU.
Can I have another one, pretty please!?