Camping!

I gots my flea and tick repellent on... And we are just waiting on dad...

He had better hurry up or Imma leave without him! 

Have a great weekend guys!

Seriously, Stig. 

I'm back?

Hey guys! I've been away for SO LONG. Mama hasn't been feeling like helping me with my blog. 

Her is RUDE. 

Dis is me staring at her till she posts... And it worked!

OH YEAH. IM TWO NOW! My barkday was on the 13th of dis month, and my gotcha day is in August!

Sorry about the potato quality picshurs. We've been on the go! 

Have a good day bark pals!

Shedding Time!

I've been losing hair like CRAZY.
Mom says I could make a whole new boxer friend!

What do you guys think?

Patience...

Is a virtue my momma says.

So we has been practicing (mama sure makes me work hard for treats!)

Aside from waiting for all dese delicious noms I had to high five (both paws separately and together) shake (both paws) down, jump up, say sorry, and give hugs!

It's all worth it at the end though.

Dragon slaying update

My dragon, he doesn't look so good anymore.

Nurse Mom to the Rescue!

So, I gots to play with my BEST furiend Shana and her sister Shiro last night! It was great! We played for SIX hours while mom and dad played upstairs with their friends. (BUT that's boring. Who cares? All they do is come checks on us every 30 minutes and make sure we has waters.)

Anyway, so after all that wonderful playing and rolling in poop, mama had the audacity to decide that I needed a bath this morning! Can you BELIEVE IT!?

After my bath mama was giving me my "Inspection" as she likes to call it (Fingers in my mouf, fingers all over my paws, checkin' my ears, all the yucky stuff!) AND when she got to my front paw she noticed dat I had ripped off my dewclaw nail!

IT HURT. And her givin' me a bath made it ANGRY (but I was brave and didn't whimper or NOTHIN' in the bath which is why her didn't notice in the first place.)

Pretty gross huh?

Anyway, while I was shakin' in pain on da couch mama gave me some cuddles and wrapped my paw in gauze and covered me in my blankie so that I'd be nice and cozy. 

Anyway, I'm going to lay here and recover and make nurse mom feed me LOTS of treats!
Hopefully nurse dad will come home soon and give me even more! (He feeds me all the stuff mom won't!)

Have a great day,
Stig

Eyes on the road, Stig

Gots ta gets comfortable behind da wheel before momma actually lets me drive (That'll happen, right?)

Daddy Snuggles

Dad is sick so I are givin him some cuddles.

But I fink maybe he said something about earning some treats!

Lazy days

I've been busy romping all weekend. Time for some sleep!

Ruff Life

Mama had to get up early TWICE dis morning. She had to take dad to werk at 430, and den her had to take one of da big kids her watches to school for sports at 630!

We is normally sleeps till almost 10.

Excuse me while I sleeps on da couch nao.

(almost) Wordless Wednesday

Let sleeping dogs lie, else they'll give you murder glares.

Weeee-oooooo

You guyz! The Doctor is at my house! He brought his TARDIS!

I hasn't seen him yet... But I's waiting!

LOOK!

Hey guz, sorry dat I hasn't posted in so long, we've been KER-AZY busy. Going on lots of walkies (not today though because my paws are all cutted up from da ice on yesterday's walkie, ouch.)

So, lets Start things off. For Christmas, WE GOT A NEW COUCH!

Well, for boxing day anyway. Mama is excited because I "Destroyed" our last one... It was the other dog.

But anyway, since mama and dad ordered that couch (without my opinion, of course. I had JUST broken in the old one) I had to inspect it before I sat on it...

I have deemed it comfortable. 

(Look at all the blankets mama has already put on it!?)

Anyway, it are much better than us having to sit on the floor, which we hads to do for a whole WEEK before they delivered our new couch!

Doesn't look comfy at all does it?

Anyway, if you noticed that BEAUTIFUL blankets dat I am laying on in the new couch picture and da bright blue one above, mama made those for us!

She does not like sharing her blankets, so de cuter one wif the pawprints on it is ALL MINE.

Don't it look cozy?

Seriously cold from all those walkies, 

Stig